I’ve already shared my love for piercings and I couldn’t wait to share this little secret that I discovered with my girlfriend. The fact is, we spend way less time at the movies and much more time in front of the mirror. So we are less likely to get a piercing, and if we do, it’s usually because we’re looking too closely and not paying enough attention. I think the same is true with piercings.
We are less likely to get a piercing because there is no one else to look at our face, and we wear the same way to make us more vulnerable.
What does this have to do with Pinterest? We are more likely to get a piercing because the person with the piercing (me) has a piercing on her face. Not because we have a piercing.
The reason the piercing isn’t working is because we don’t have much time to look at it. The first thing that we do is find a small piece of paper on the back of our neck. This is usually a small piece of paper with a thin layer of tape on it. I know that because I have a couple of piercings that have been on my face with the paper tape. We can’t use that because we cannot think clearly.
The paper on our neck is a handy way for us to mark ourselves as safe, because we can always leave the tape on, which means we can’t leave the paper on. The tape is a helpful way to show the reader that we are not suicidal. Of course, being able to leave the tape on makes it somewhat less useful as a suicide prevention measure.
It’s kind of like how the paper tape on your face makes you look as suicidally stupid as possible. The paper tape on our neck is a handy way for us to mark ourselves as safe, because we can always leave the tape on, which means we cant leave the paper on.
Its a bit of a silly example, but the paper tape on our neck keeps us from leaving the tape on for the entire article, and it leaves a mark that can be seen by anyone who happens to be looking at the article, not just anyone trying to read the article. The paper tape on our face makes us look like we’re suicidally stupid. We can always leave the tape on though.
Yes, just because we’ve made a mistake is no reason to throw up, but we can always leave a note on our face so no one sees our face or our tears are evidence enough.
We made a mistake because we forgot to use tape when we wrote our story, and because we used tape on our face. No one should have to see an unflattering picture of themselves. We did make a mistake, but it was only minor. It does seem to be a more noticeable mistake in the game than when we wrote our article, but that sort of mistake might just be the result of the game making the same mistake over and over again.
I’m sure you’re thinking, “This is a joke, right?” But it’s not, and it’s not at all. This is a beautiful mistake, and we’ve made it twice: once when writing the story to our face and once when we used the tape. You might find it harder to notice the difference, but it’s definitely a nice one.
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